The World Green Energy Revolution

has definitely advanced a notch;
heroin producers in Afghanistan
now use solar energy
for extracting the water
for their heroin production.

If only they could take 

their renewing-the-planet ethos

a stage or two further in the process

and cause more of the users

of their product to die clean and soon

of their habit/denial, which at present 

are accepted as a corollary 

to modern capitalism.

Then it would settle
the overpopulation problem as well.