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Showing posts with label without pedantry where would language be?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label without pedantry where would language be?. Show all posts

Thursday, 7 April 2022

Great Turn Offs Of Our Time (25)

'Raising awareness' is such a pretentious phrase,
but that does not stop it being repeated so often
that people don't realise it has been used.
They have turned off from the speaker using it
before the phrase come out of their mouth.

The phrase was originally phrased as
'telling people', as 'I am just telling you
so you know' when the hearer knew all along
and had heard all clearly; no need for reminders.  

Friday, 25 June 2021

Great Turn Offs Of Our Time (22)

'My country did it first and best'
as used to describe some generous act
towards somebody that need not have been done
but nonetheless when it was, it was a service to the future.

The ending of slavery comes to mind,
as an example of kind of virtuous action
that modern governments of countries
that once gloried in owning slaves,
and worked them to death in its empire*
like to hide behind, as if their model
of corporate finance and exploitation
was now irreversibly reformed.

Always the cliche is of the lone crusader
who fights on and on to free the slaves
until the powers that be take on his cause,
and change the laws of the land
without first looking at their bank balance.

Was there ever a bigger cliche
that disguised an even bigger lie?
If there was I don't know it.

  

*every empire in history has used slaves
The Romans, Egyptians, Greeks,
and the Babylonians, all had slaves
and they all built their empires
and maintained their slave stocks
from defeating smaller countries
and that nomadic tribes who had no land at all.

Friday, 30 April 2021

Great Turn Offs Of Our Time (21)

When an entertainer says
of one of their better entertainments,
one that has earned them plenty of money
and kept their name in the headlines
long after it was first shared with the public,
'It is in our DNA' you can be assured
that it might be a meme but it is not in anyone's DNA,
and that the idea of the language of science
being used in unscientific settings
is the biggest and most paradoxical meme in it all.   

Monday, 8 April 2019

Great Turn-Offs Of Our Time (10)

'Organic' is always a good selling line,
even when foods labelled look fresh enough
that they should walk off the shelves, unaided.

But who can taste the effects of a label?
When the goodness is not obvious
the label is the biggest assertion
of virtuous manufacture
and it might well be
the most 'organic' part of the product.
The second line of proof is that food
that is organic always costs more.
Sometimes double it's non-organic equivalent.

We don't have to buy into the label
and when we don't the shop ends up
selling the goods late, when they are as old and stale
as their non-organic equivalents were all along.




Wednesday, 29 August 2018

Great Turn-Offs Of Our Time (8)

Whenever I hear the phrase 'Party Leaders have made fresh calls for unity'
in a radio news bulletins it is a sure sign that the seeds of division
that were sown some time ago by party managers who were hoping
to bluff their way past  a previous crisis in confidence have germinated.
And not just germinated but have reverted to type as older seeds of discontent,
the better to represent The needs of few who seek prolonged control over The Many....

Tuesday, 31 July 2018

Great Turn-Offs Of Our Time (7)

More phrases that hide what the speaker really means

'It is important to contextualise the matter......  '

means to bury the bad news of poor workmanship
by a government and/or civil service in among detail
that has no merit of being mentioned in the news
because the news agenda is about incompetence,
rather than pointing up what people do adequately.

Friday, 11 May 2018

Great Turn-Offs Of Our Time (3)

Only broadsheet newspapers would repeat the online headline
that ends with the words 'says a think tank/report/gov't spokesperson....  '.

Every time I attempt to read these pieces
I discover how much more speculative the report is
than the headline is prepared to tell the reader.

What they are reporting from will always have
more varieties of views, and have more to say,
than any headline or the article will tell you
and the report itself will still be speculation.

Tuesday, 24 April 2018

Great Turn-Offs Of Our Time (1)

Many phrases and stories make me turn my radio off.

Much of what passes for politics seems to be minor tragedy
dressed up as something-that-has-never-happened-before,
when it has happened before-many times.

But everyone's forgotten.

Two phrases from my radio make me hit
the mute button fast are,  'on a daily basis' for daily
and 'wrongdoing' as a stand-in for sin.

When I hear about 'sinning on a daily basis'
I turn my radio off twice as fast-I have been there
and done that and I don't need the radio report
or the free-to-air stale and stained T shirt.