Saying 'No' To The Future

I was flattered when a friend offered
to optimize me after the word appeared
on my computer screen and dare not click on it
-for not knowing what would happen.

I thanked my friend but told him
'No, I have a fear of optimism'. 

Rock and Roll Is So Not What It Used To Be

'This one switches on  my electric blanket back home in Finchley.
You need your creature comforts when you are my age...  '