1-Getting less post the older you get.
But the postman leaves more leaflets.
The ultimate in impersonal post
being price reducing vouchers
for incontinence pads for adults,
where uncomfortably under-dressed
slightly brain-dead looking,
late middle aged men and women
model the pads as signs of self awareness.
2-In the privacy of your own home,
and garden, saving your urine,
rather than flushing it away.
Diluted, it becomes plant food,
and having more plants in the house
than you have friends their food is vital.
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