The Groucho Clubcard

Every time I shop in a supermarket
I am politely asked at the checkout
'Do you have our clubcard?'
Each time I am asked I mildly regret
not having a glossy piece of plastic,
akin a donor card, to show them,
that paraphrases the Groucho Marx quote
'I would not be a member
of any club that would have me'.

Marxism Today (2)

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, 
finding it everywhere, 
diagnosing it incorrectly 
and applying the wrong remedies.". - Groucho Marx

Marxism Today

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
 finding it everywhere, 
diagnosing it incorrectly 
and applying the wrong remedies.” Groucho Marx 

A Dog Eared Quotation

'Outside a dog a book is a mans best friend.
Inside a dog it is too dark to read.'-Groucho Marx