Unhappiness Inc

Here at Happiness Management
we know that too much optimism
is not merely bad for the world,
it is also a terrible loss for the people in it.

Too much happiness
makes humanity unsustainable
for the planet.

Therefore it feels right to us to offer
to those seeking solutions to life's complexities
a much higher quality of unhappiness
than any they have previously known,
a bigger, thicker, and longer lasting cloud
around everyone's half remembered silver linings.

We feel sure that helping others
spare themselves as much optimism
as they dare to discard
with a sales pitch laden with misery
is surely be the most sustainable future
that any of us will ever know. Join Us!