Then employers could pay them in chicken feed to work in call centres instead of laying eggs, and increase human indolence. |
Then employers would call it progress, for effortlessly raising the chickens' social status, and reducing their suffering, by changing as little as humanly possible. |
I have been phoned by tele-sales callers. The backgrounds to the calls did sound like the human equivalent of a chick coop, and it did rather undermine the effectiveness of their sales pitch.
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