To get through bad sex we pretend, think anything-
count sheep jumping gates whilst faking orgasm.
The more we fantasise the better we appear to endure,
the more we are forced to fantasise even more,
for being stuck in the rutting. Whilst in our heart
of hearts we would be much happier doing nothing.
THE POETIC VERSION
ReplyDeleteTo get through bad sex we pretend,
divert our minds with anything at all,
count sheep jumping gates
whilst faking pleasure.
The more we fantasise
the better we endure,
and, stuck in the rutting
the more we fantasise -
while beneath all the glad
groaning and condoning
we'd be happier doing nothing,
for, come to think of it,
most sex is bad.
Thank you for the alternative draft, it is appreciated. I am going to leave it for others to find along with the first version.
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Johnny Rotten: "Love is 2 minutes and 52 seconds of squelching noises."
Johnny Rotten mist have said that when he was young, before he reverted to being John Lydon even, before he left The Sex Pistols-I wonder what he would say about sex between older people-it would certainly take longer than 2 mins 52 seconds-it would take them that long to discard their clothes! And it may well be quieter, and more appreciative, maybe.......
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