Entitlement Inc

Pious People are rarely known 
for what makes them laugh.

If they were, then, along
with their sense of being the elect,
their humour would be jet black,
and lined with schadenfreude,
at how much folks not like them
are not going to enjoy their next life
and should not be enjoying this one, 
as if the elect were the more entitled
than others to appreciate this life,
and enjoy controlling the hereafter. 

 

Great Marketing Failures of Our Time (1)

The artificial scent to sweeten the car
that smells of concentrated dog hair.
I'd regard such a smell as healthy,
but designing the advert where the dogs
are depicted with sufficient sentimentality
whilst exhibiting their natural smell
would be too difficult an assignment for advertising.