Hoorah For Albania

It is one of the few countries
in the world that does not have
McDonalds fast food outlets.

Now all the country has to do
is work out how to hold on
to the youth of their country
and give them an attractive future
that has more of a sense of arrival
than they find with foreign travel.
  

The Iron Law

from which the best escape we can have
 is to see ourselves as less attractive than we are.
 Particularly when sex seems like revenge-
a dish best served when cold.