How Awkwardly Do You Exit From Conversations?

The more efficient and socially unacceptable
your choice of exit, the more you will be seen to be
on the socially unacceptable end of the mental health
scale, where your being awkward looks like a life
choice to others. But such awkwardness may well
seem like a series of accidents to the individual
to whom being awkward 'just keeps happening to them'.