Revelations

Police have concluded that God was blame
for releasing the answers to questions
on a popular Religious Studies exam paper,
well before pupils were due to take the exam.

Papers were prepared for a prosecution
but now they too appear to have be stolen,
and released so widely to an eager press
that the case was a foregone conclusion
before it could ever have reached a court.

God was guilty, but since he is Judge
and insane by human reason,
his court is beyond all rational defence.

He can no longer be prosecuted for anything,
least of all spoiling a small competition
set one year, by Man for Man, of little value.