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For sale; one used government, with deep flaws
after recently failed refurbishment. Some ministers
may be suitable for recycling as garden gnomes.

If so used, feet should be well embedded in the soil.
Each minister should be planted at least a metre apart.
Otherwise they will tend to attack each other,
after betraying their new  owner.
The latter, particularly, will easily frighten
any neighbours with democratic tendencies.

Keep well away from pets and children.

Plant gnomes in deep shade but with some light
as they have a tendency to the dark side
and may become politically promiscuous.
Feed with a mixture of rotted newsprint
-it will seem reasonably fresh to them.
This feed will limit natural growth,
but please watch for poisonous tendencies.

Ex-gov't ministers are not particularly friendly
towards the environment-even as gnomes
they are tough on all wildlife, especially foxes.

Removal imperative. Clean stock arriving soon.
Offer includes thick gloves for safer handling.
Post and packing free.